Nudists Win 250 000 Pound UK Lottery Jackpot - 07-16-08

July 16 - The wonderful thing about the UK Lottery is that it is truly an 'equal opportunity windfall maker' which means regardless of whether you are rich or poor, black or white, a nun or a rapist, stupid or smart, clothed or naked, you have the same chances of winning as anyone else.

Take, for instance, Brian Tucker, 59, and his partner Margaret Dallard, 53. They recently scooped a not-too-shabby 250,000 pound jackpot in the UK Lottery and they are nudists, or rather 'naturists'. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, it means Brian and Marge walk around naked.

Nope, not just in the privacy of their own homes, but around their naturist community as well. Imagine if you will (or rather try not to) a bunch of young and old, thin and fat, men and women walking around with their hairy dangly bits and pieces dangling free in the wind, for all to see.

If you were eating when you read the last part and threw up all over yourself, by all means send your dry cleaning bill to Brian and Margaret (assuming that you were fully clothed at the time. If not, seek help immediately). They can now clearly afford it thanks to their new UK Lottery winnings.

Unlike you and I, who may be tempted to blow a few thousands bucks on designer clothes, for Brian and Marge - who truly live the convention 'less is more' - it was straight off to their local members-only naturist club, The Invicta Sun Club, near Dover, to share their good news (and privates) with their friends.

According to Brian, he was 'glued to the Wimbledon men's singles final on July 5th' when he noticed that his UK Lottery numbers had come up. If you ask us, being naked and the fact that it was a hot summers day in England, Brian was more likely 'glued to his leather couch'.

Have fun getting that image out of your head.